i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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