I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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