Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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