i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
COCAINE IS GR8
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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