IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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