sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
