i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Success! We fucked roommates!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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