why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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