How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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