I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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