too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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