He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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