Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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