I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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