I seem to have left my pride at pride
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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