stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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