apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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