Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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