I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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