Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I need water and some morals
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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