I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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