none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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