i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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