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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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