dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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