belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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