Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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