I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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