id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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