it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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