Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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