You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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