i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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