Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Randomize
