yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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