At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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