i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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