return my video game
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I want a musical about memes.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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