Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So many bounce houses so little time
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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