People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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