So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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