i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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