absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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