is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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