Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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