Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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