is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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