NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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