Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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