Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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