just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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