You're completely useless in the revolution.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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