It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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