no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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