he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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