was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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