It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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