Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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