gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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